MEN ARE LIKE …

annoyed teen

No offense guys, but couldn’t resist posting this here.

— Men are like … Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

— Men are like … Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

— Men are like … Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

— Men are like … Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.

— Men are like … Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

— Men are like … Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.

— Men are like … Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

— Men are like … Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

— Men are like … Bank Machines. Once they withdraw, they lose interest.

— Men are like … Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

— Men are like … Crystal. Some look really good, but you can still see right through them.

Best of all,

— Men are like … Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you…..